CHILI-TERROR: PAIN IN THE ARSE

At this time FFHolm has invited a long time party member Zrist of the Seven Peaks (who almost killed the captain of Tinefell and nearly captured The Row Boat Of Doom) to memorize the most horrible ass-pains in the nuclear wasteland. And we are not talking about some unfortunate sexual encounters with super mutants but cooking in the campfire.

Various chili sauces has proved their fierce value in this stone-cold radiating zone, since constant eating of dry foods tends to cause retention. In this article FFHolm and Zrist give their comments about chili sauces looted from the local ruins.

Meaning of stamps

	For pussies and vault dwellers. Tastes like tabasco. Contains mininium amount of radioation.
	Made by tribals. You can feel some warmth in mouth.
	For Wasteland raiders. This tastes definetely hot. Causes radiation sickness.
	Bottled by super mutants. Devouring can cause painfull death or turning into a feral ghoul.
	Bottle has enough radiation to kill every living thing on the Planet Earth.

	FFHolm recommends.
	Zrist recommends.
	Taste is boosted with Wasteland herbs. Worth of trying.
	Bottled shit. Fortunately quite rare.

	1: Rekkamies Napalmia (Truck driver's napalm)
	FFHolm: "Reminds me of over heated tabasco. Boring."

	2: Löyly (Steam)
	FFHolm: "Devil in sauna. Smooth liquid form without fruit flesh, but tastes good."

	3: Gringo Bandido
	FFHolm: "Quite salty like grill marinades, but also spicy like piri piri sauces."

	4: The Ghost
	Zrist: "Generally a good sauce." FFHolm: "I believe in ghosts. This sauce would easily haunt your rectum."

	5: Cajun Hot Sauce
	FFHolm: "The only reason I picked this was that I had something to pour into a subway."

	6: Nando Extra Hot Peri Peri
	FFHolm: "Taste is ok, but it needs some boosting with Ultra Death."

	7: The Hottest Fuckin' Sauce
	FFHolm: "It wasn't hottest an I didn't use it as glider, but I felt it interesting."

	8: Brand New Asshole
	FFHolm: "Tabasco. Boring joke."

	9: Trees Can't Dance
	FFHolm: "Taste was interesting. Boostable sauce."

	10: Burn In Hell, Obama
	Zrist: "A Dull joke." FFHolm: "And that man doesn't even look Obama at all."

	11: Devil's Duel
	FFHolm: "Great spicy taste makes this my super favourite. Unfortunately it isn't sold anymore."

	12: Garlic Chipotle Pepper Sauce
	FFHolm: "Grill marinade."

	13: Pleasure & Pain
	FFHolm: "The Lady seduced me. Can't remember anything notable about sauce."

	14: Da'Bomb Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce
	FFHolm: "Fruity and spicy taste. Works perfectly on its own without any boosting."

	15: Sinful Sauces Sublime
	FFHolm: "Tastes bad because of citrus."

	16: Sinful Sauces Wrath
	FFHolm: "This is so evil... NOOOOT"

	17: Sinful Sauces Bliss
	Zrist: "I liked this one, not becouse it were hot, but becouse the taste was good." FFHolm: "Thick tasty sauce with lots of flesh. Almoust sweet. This is supposed to be the hottest of the Sinful Sauces, which was quite disapointment."

	18: Sinful Sauces Wicked
	FFHolm: "Sinful sauces have just different flavours. Most of people may find atleast some of them good, but they all need boosting with real chili sauces."

	19: Hot Headz Chipotle
	FFHolm: "Generally chipotle sauces taste good, but at the same time they are quite mild. Most of these Hot Headz sauces don't have enough spark so just find the taste you like and boost it with fire."

	20: Hot Headz Naga
	FFHolm: "Boring sauce. You shoudn't believe in scoville ratings on most of sauces, because mainly they are fake. Only Blair's sauces can be trust."

	21: Hot Headz Piri Piri
	FFHolm: "This is one of my favourites, because it tastes good and has enough spark for most people. Doesn't need much of boosting. Plenty of fruit flesh and spices, sweet rich flavour in cheap price. I always have this couple of bottles in storage."

	22: Hot Headz Naga Bhut Jolokia
	FFHolm: "Naturally hot sauce, but nothing special."

	23: Hot Headz Serrano
	Somekind of grill marinade. Doesn't taste so good.

	24: Hot Headz Habanero Heaven
	Reminds of thick salsa.

	25: Hot Headz Pyromania
	Just same as Habanero Heaven, Tongue of fire or Pyromania. I can't remember any notable differences between them.

	26: Hot Headz Tongue Of Fire
	Zrist: "As far as I recall nothing special, just a sauce."

	27: Hot Headz Satans Revenge
	FFHolm: "I find this funny. I bought this sauce once for my stuck up boss, who I hated. That fucking clown learned to behave."

	28: Hot Headz Satan's Sweat
	FFHolm: "Hot but not as hot as Revenge. Reminds me of Ahjo from Poppamies."

	29: Hot Headz Who Dares Burns
	FFHolm: "Quite same as Satan's sweat."

	30: Hot Headz Calypso
	FFHolm: "Different curry-flavoured taste, which fits nicely with rice and chicken. I liked."

	31: See Jane On Fire
	FFHolm: "Kid's tabasco."

	32: Pain & Suffering
	FFHolm: "This tastes exactly the same as Pleasure & Pain, but the Hag is ugly."

	33: Sinful Saucses Passion
	FFHolm: "I can't see any reason to buy Sinful sauces."

	34: Sinful Saucses Addiction
	FFHolm: "This is so boring, that I rather tell about my poisoning I got after eating poison mushrooms. I feel quite bad just now. Apparently I didn't cooked them enough. It feels like having a constant hangover. That made me do some crazy delirium in the work today. Unfortunately for you, I'm working as an bridge engineer, so have safe road trips!"

	35: Sinful Saucses Envy
	FFHolm: "Jalapeno tabasco. Now I'm going to sleep my poisoning away."

	36: Sir Fartalot's Hot Sauce
	COMMENTS

	37: Ass In Hell
	COMMENTS

	38: Trinidad Scorpion
	COMMENTS

	39: Satan's Revenge again
	COMMENTS

	40: Hot Headz Pasilla
	COMMENTS

	SAUCE 41: Hot Headz Who Dares Burns again
	COMMENTS

	42: Blair's Ultra Death
	Zrist: "One Trusthworthy classic. With Blair's Death sauces you will always know that they have the heat. Taste is never the important thing with those sauces, but having a good tasting sauce mixed with Ultra Death is always a good combo. One of my personal favourites."

	43: Da'Bomb Ground Zero
	Zrist: "It's like Death sauces, but somewhat different. Maybe a cousin of those."

	44: Da'Bomb Beyond Insanity
	COMMENTS

	45: Blair's HEAT Habanero Mango
	Zrist: "Not hot at all, rather fruity."

	46: Blair's Pure Death
	COMMENTS

	47: Blair's After Death
	Zrist: "Did you ever think about an afterlife? At least we have After Death. What Should I say? Go and buy!"

	48: Blair's Sudden Death
	Zrist: "I recommend Death for everyone, seriously, good sauce and this one was the first of Death sauces I tasted."

	49: Blair's Mega Death
	COMMENTS

	50: Blair's Beyond Death
	COMMENTS

	51: Blair's HEAT Jalapeno Tequila
	COMMENTS

	52: Poppamiehen Savuchili (Smoked Chili)
	COMMENTS

	53: Poppamiehen Naga Jolokia
	Zrist: "You can always trust in Poppamies and this sauce is not an exception, it is a good one. One of my favourites."

	54: Poppamiehen Savunaga (Smoked Naga)
	Zrist: "Smoked naga sauce, even a tought about it sounds good and so does the sauce itself. This takes one place in my facourites list."

	55: Poppamiehen Tuli ja Leimaus (Fire & Flash)
	Zrist: "I liked this sauce. For some reason I keep adding it usually with Ultra Death."

	56: Poppamiehen Ahjo (Furnage)
	Zrist: "Basic table chili. Good taste, enough heat."

	57: Poppamiehen Bourbon Hot Sauce
	COMMENTS

	58: Poppamiehen Onko Sulla Pokkaa 1. (I Dare You 1.)
	COMMENTS

	59: Poppamiehen Onko Sulla Pokkaa 2. (I Dare You 2.)
	Zrist: "To be honest, I would never buy this sauce, just becouse Petri Nygård. I still liked the taste of this. It was surprisingly fruity."

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